I started reading Doctor Who: Wetworld, by Mark Michalowski today. It's a Ten era book with Martha in it, so I wouldn't have actually purchased it myself, but my brother got it for me for Christmas. Anyway, I'm only a couple of chapters in, but I just came across a short passage that had me cracking up. I wanted to share.
Doctor: "Where exactly is here, by the way?"
Girl he's just startled by popping in out of nowhere: "The Slim Forest."
Doctor: "Ah...the Slim Forest. I take it there's a Not-So-Slim Forest around here somewhere then? And maybe a Rather Stocky Forest too? Or has that one been renamed the Big-Boned Forest?"
HEE! Maybe it's because weight loss is a life long battle with me, but I found that little passage more than a little amusing. I hope you enjoyed it too.