The deadline for the census is today. However, when I called the help line to explain I have not received my form yet, I was asked for my personal census ID number, which I would only know if I had received my census form. There is also no way to either fill out the form online, OR download a new form. The automated message also said that if I do not receive a form by APRIL 12th, twelve days AFTER the deadline, that I should call back. At this point I'm betting the census Gestapo will be arriving at my doorstep before the form does.

Asshats.