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03 December 2009 @ 05:57 pm
mortar and pestle?  
I was reading some slightly smutty fanfic today when I suddenly had this random thought about our friendly Twilight Vampires:

Stephanie Meyer's Vampires are described as having hard, cold, "marble-like" skin. They are also distinctly lacking in bodily fluids.

And yet, the sex is good?
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hezmanagirl: Sonjahezmanagirl on December 3rd, 2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
*brain is broken from thinking about Twilight vampire sex*

ganeris: bunnyganeris on December 5th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
*squick* *dead*